when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”
Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?
Don’t you fuckin do this to me
- Dated: circa 1700
- Culture: German
- Measurements: blade length: 91.5 cm, width: 38 mm
Source: Copyright © 2014 Viking Sword
If your idea of God has made you a jerk and less gracious, then you haven’t met Jesus and you’re still just playing with religion.